For some odd reason, I showed up at my family's christmas celebration with a bit of stubble. My niece said "are you trying to grow a beard?" The truth was, I was just too lazy to have shaved in a few days. Anyway, she told me to grow a beard and who argues with their niece? (Of course, by 3 days later, she forgot she had said it.) This brings me to my new web feature:

Jesus Shaves